I’m jealous of you

If you wake up feeling rested… I’m jealous of you

If you can run without being bedridden the next day… I’m jealous of you

If you can go to the doctor and not be accused of bring crazy… I’m jealous of you

If you can hold a job… I’m jealous of you

If you can go out with your friends without laying in bed the whole day before in preparation… I’m jealous of you

If you can clean your house… I’m jealous of you

If you can drive long distances… I’m jealous of you

If your health insurance covers the treatment you need… I’m jealous of you

If you are healthy enough to have a large family… I’m jealous of you

If pain doesn’t prevent you from sleeping… I’m jealous of you

If you can go work out at the gym… I’m jealous of you

If you can go on adventurous vacations… I’m jealous of you

If you can stand for more than 10 minutes at a time without pain… I’m jealous of you

If you have a normal boring life…I’m jealous of you